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A Sardar went to a bank to open a S.B.Β  A/C.
After seeing the Form he went to Delhi for filling it up.
You know why?
Form said: ‘Fill Up In Capital.’
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Sardarji standing below a tube light with open mouth.
Why?
Because his doctor advised him: ‘Today’s dinner should be light !’
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1 sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.
You know why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking.
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Santa! Your daughter has died!
Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor.
At 50th floor he remembers I don’t have a daughter!
At 25th floor he remembers I’m unmarried!
At 10th floor he remembers I’m Banta not Santa!
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On romantic date sardar’s gf asks him:
‘Darling ! On our engagement will you give me a ring?’
He said: ‘Sure ! What’s your phone no.?’
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Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever.
What will come first, chicken or egg?
Oye Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.
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Teacher told all students to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji
He wrote:’Due To Rain, No Match!’
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What does a sardar do after taking a Xerox?
He will compare it with the original for any spelling mistakes.
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Why can’t sardars dial Nine-Eleven (911) at emergency?
They cannot find the eleven on the phone.
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Sardar & wife buy coffee in a shop.
Sardar: Drink quickly before it gets cold.
Wife: Why?
Sardar: Hot coffee $5 and cold coffee $10.
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Sardar at an Art Gallery : I suppose this horrible luking thing is what you call modern art?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that’s a mirror! 😝

What happens when a Sardarni delivers twins????
The Sardar does not sleep whole night, thinking who is the father of second child…😝

Interviewer: what is your birth date?
Sardar: 13th October
Which year?
Sardar:Β  OyeΒ  ulluΒ  keΒ  pathe___ EVERY YEAR
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Manager asked sardar at an interview.
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.
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After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?
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One tourist from U.S.A. asked Sardar:
Any great man born in this village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!
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Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi
So Sardar writes, “Gandhi was a great man, but I don’t know who is Jayanthi.
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Interviewer: just imagine you are on the3rd floor, it caught fire
and how will you escape?
Sardar: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!
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Sardar: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status
Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.
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Sardar: I think that girl is deaf..
Friend: How do u know?
Sardar: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new
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Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!
Sardar: Wow!!! That’s an unbelievable exchange offer!!!
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Sardar in airplane going 2 Bombay ..
While its landing he shouted: ” Bombay .. Bombay ”
Air hostess said: “B silent.”
Sardar: “Ok.. Ombay. Ombay”
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Teacher: “What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?”
Sardar: “All are born on government holidays…!!!
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Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Sardar: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE
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