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Profit and loss

Son :- Why is 1st April celebrated as Fools Day ?
Father :- Because after paying all the taxes up to 31st March, we start working for the government again from 1st April ……
Best answer ever :-
Wife : – “Why in all marriages girl sits on left side and boy on right side”?
Husband : – “According to profit and loss account statement, all income generated is on right side and all expenses incurred are on left side”…..
πŸ˜„ Happy march ending 😜




120/80 — Normal
130/85 –Normal (Control)
140/90 — High
150/95 — V.High

72 per minute (standard)
60 — 80 p.m. (Normal)
40 — 180 p.m.(abnormal)

98.4 F (Normal)
99.0 F Above (Fever)


What’s Your Type and how common is it?

*O+* 1 in 3 37.4%
(Most common)

*A+* 1 in 3 35.7%

*B+* 1 in 12 8.5%

*AB+* 1 in 29 3.4%

*O-* 1 in 15 6.6%

*A-* 1 in 16 6.3%

*B-* 1 in 67 1.5%

*AB-* 1 in 167 .6%

*Compatible Blood Types*

O- can receive *O-*

O+ can receive *O+, O-*

A- can receive *A-, O-*

A+ can receive *A+, A-, O+, O-*

B- can receive *B-, O-*

B+ can receive *B+, B-, O+, O-*

AB- can receive *AB-, B-, A-, O-*

AB+ can receive *AB+, AB-, B+, B-, A+, A-, O+, O-*

This is an important msg which can save a life! A life could be saved…
What is ur blood group ?
Share the fantastic information..

We Know Water is
important but never
knew about the
Special Times one
has to drink it.. !

*Did you know ?*

Drinking 1 Glass of Water at the Right Time Maximizes its effectiveness on the Human Body;

*1 Glass of Water*
after waking up –
helps to
activate internal

*1 Glass of Water*
30 Minutes
before a Meal –
helps digestion..

*1 Glass of Water*
before taking a
Bath – helps
lower your blood

*1 Glass of Water*
before going to
Bed – avoids
Stroke or Heart

‘When someone
shares something of
value with you and
you benefit from it,
You have a moral
obligation to share’


Accounts department rocks

After the war, Hanumanji submitted his Travel Allowance Bill for his official tour for collecting Sanjeevani Booti to Ayodhya administration.

The Auditor in Bill Section raised 3 objections :

(1) Hanumanji did not take prior permission of the appropriate authority (Bharat), the King of Ayodhya, during the relevant time for his travel

(2) Hanumanji being Grade 2-officer was not entitled to air travel;

(3) Hanumanji was asked to bring Sanjeevani Booti, just a single plant, but he carried a whole mountain (unauthorized excess baggage).

The Auditor returned the bill. King Ram could do nothing except mark it down for re-examination.

A worried Hanumanji approached the Auditor and offered a bribe of 20% of the T.A.Bill amount.

The Auditor now wrote on the Bill :

Re-examined :
1. Even during the relevant time, Ram was still the king through his Paduka.

2. Further in an emergency, non-entitled officers can be authorized ex-post facto to fly.

3. Also excess baggage is justified as bringing a wrong plant would have entailed multiple journeys with extra cost; hence bill may be paid.

Ram ji shocked !!😳
Accounts department rocksπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜ Wish u a happy financial year ending

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